View Full Version : Diablo 3 Witch Doctor IRL
I got this from a friend, and it's a very similar representation of the Witch Doctor, but in real life:
Remember that Witch Doctors are basically nude, so if this bothers you in the slightest, don't click the spoiler button...
(Additional breaks for people with java script off, so they don't get spoiled involuntary)
The original subtitle was "Why African Women Run So Fast"...
http://www.diii.net/gallery/data/500/Witch_Doctor_Diablo_3_RL.jpg
NioTumsSpik
09-12-2008, 13:34
What if he could use that penis armor as a weapon? :D
Well, now we know why Horrify works.
Mad Mantis
09-12-2008, 18:33
See, he's not hunched over.
@NioTumsSpik: Ouch, I wouldn't want to get hit by that =P
@konfeta: Yep. No mask involved at all =)
NioTumsSpik
09-12-2008, 18:56
@NioTumsSpik: Ouch, I wouldn't want to get hit by that =P
hehe, it would be an awsome WD class specific item *Penis holder of Doom*
I wonder what affixes it would have? =)
Just a thought, looking at TQ maybe of virility or endowment.
Mad Mantis
10-12-2008, 18:33
I wonder what affixes it would have? =)
+5 against STD's.
No, no, it would grant a WD only skill - +1 to Summon Prison *****.
No, no, it would grant a WD only skill - +1 to Summon Prison *****.
Hehe, a Bone(r) Prison! ;)
Mad Mantis
11-12-2008, 18:42
Do you have any idea how many bad boner threads we had after the bone skills became seriously overpowered in 1.10?
Funkopotamus
11-12-2008, 21:07
Do you have any idea how many bad boner threads we had after the bone skills became seriously overpowered in 1.10?
How bad were they compared to this one?
This thread isn't *that* boner specific, so I imagine it was worse.
Mad Mantis
12-12-2008, 19:14
Imagine a room full of drunken twelve year olds making boner jokes.
Imagine a room full of drunken twelve year olds making boner jokes.
Oh! Battle.net!
Keighvin
12-12-2008, 22:06
No, if it was Battle.net, it would be about 4 twelve year olds running around a room of bored adults, then pretending to be someone else after getting called out for their behavior.
As bad as it might be to ask this... does anyone have any Diablo jokes that are actually funny? As in, what did the Barbarian say to the skellymancer?
Interesting, I like your thinking =)
No, not really =(
Should be some on the net, surely.
Found some jokes. The only real ones are stuff like:
"Foog" You know you play Diablo too much when you hit a deer while driving and you get out to see what it dropped.
"Obfuscate"
You know you play Diablo too much when you make threads about knowing when you play to much.
Yeah, pretty weak.
Mizantrop
23-12-2008, 18:57
See, he's not hunched over.
He is not hunched over yet. But those strings on his cod piece doesn't look so strong...
battlemage
25-12-2008, 19:53
Oh, my god, I was going to suffocate, so effing hilarious!
They should add an extra armor slot for the WD just for that kind of... equipment.
i think i puke'd a lil in my mouth.....too funny
i am crying over here and have two throw in a couple of necro cents:
a) def. a poison and boner witch doctor
b) i would hate to get that thing stuck in between to trees while running in the woods real quick
c) std's are the gift that keeps on giving
d) he needs some MAD LOWER RESIST on that thing....it's a chin rest for peteys sake
e) looks more like boner spear then a bone spear...lol
that's just a nickels worth
As bad as it might be to ask this... does anyone have any Diablo jokes that are actually funny? As in, what did the Barbarian say to the skellymancer?
This might be worth a read if you're looking for some diablo jokes. Some are good.
http://forums.diii.net/showthread.php?t=618218
P.S. why are you all laughing with that man, would you prefer that he didn't wear a thing over his penis?
Mad Mantis
28-12-2008, 16:42
P.S. why are you all laughing with that man, would you prefer that he didn't wear a thing over his penis?
Trousers were invented a long time ago.
vBulletin® v3.8.4, Copyright ©2000-2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.